D E S I B A B A-06
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Ek callgrl ka janaza nikala to use dekh ek admi bola: chalo achha hua akhir apas me dono mili to sahi, Dusre ne pucha kaun dono? Ans: USKI TANGE! (NOOR-MH. 9325214014)
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Namshkar! ye MALE/FEMALE janch seva hai. Agar aap purush hai to 2 sms kare. Agar aap mahila hai to ek sms kare. Agar aap inme se kuch nahi hai to sms na kare DHANEWAAD! (SANI-MH. 9371938450)
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College mein ek ladki ki jeans ki zip kkuli thee ek ladka pas jakar bola miss apne TAJMAHEL ka darwaza band karo mera QUTUB MINAAR hil raha hai.(MUSHTAQUE-MH9325550621)
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KELE WALA: madam kele lelo. LADY:ye to pilpila aur naram hai mujhe to lamba aur kadak chahiye. KELEWALA:kya madam kabhi to khane k liye leliya karo.
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2 girls returng from movie 1st:mera purse chori hogaya. 2nd:tu to bra mein rakhti thi? 1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai.
PHASES OF SEX LIFE 18age.....Din raat 28age.....roz raat 38age.....jume raat 48age.....chand raat 58age.....only jazbaat 68age.....galat baat!
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BANDAR AUR AADMI MEIN KYA FARQ HAI. bandar dal par uchalta hai aur aadmi dal kar uchalta hai.
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Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA! (RAZA-HYDRABAD 9346341766)
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GAL goes to umbrella repair. MAN says kapda utarna pade ga, danda bhi dalna parega. GAL reply kuch bhi karo bas pani undar nahi jana chahiye.
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conductor: bachche ka full tickat lagega. JADY: ye to abhi nipples chusta hai CONDUCTOR: wo to uska aaap bhi chusta hai to kya usko bhi free jane dun.
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WOMEN CALLS UP electricity board hello, bhai sahab aaj to aadmi bhejo teen din sei mah mom batti se kaam chala rahi hoon.
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WIFE: suno ji mujhe new bra lena hai HUSBAND! bra ki kya zarurat itne chote chote to hai. WIFE: kal tum ne underwear kharida mai ne kuch kaha.
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Husband on Suhagraat: ji karta hai teri zulfo me kho jaun, aankho me doob jaun, jhumke me jhul jaun WIFE: niche bhi utroge ya kisi aur ko bulaun.
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Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND.
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Bra kholo to SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM, panty kholo to KHULJA SIM SIM, andar dalo to KYA MASTI KYA DHOOM, bahar nikalo to THANDA THANDA COOL COOL.
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BOY:(to GAL) can u dance wid me? GAL: nahi mai bache 7 nahi nachti BOY: sorry mujhe nahi pata tha aap pregnant hai.
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LADY(kapde kharidte samay): bhayya is sut ka rang to nahi jaega na? SHOPKEEPER(totla tha): aap ka chut phat jaega magar land nahi jaega!
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