D E S I B A B A-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girl: bra dikhaiye. Salesman: 36 chalega? G: chota hona. SM: 32? G: aur chota. SM: 24? G: zara chota. SM: 20? G: thoda aur chota . Salesman: madam phoda ya funsi hogi band-aid lagalo. (Raja-Kamptee 9371410731)
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Bad newz Lund par VAT tax lag gaya hai..... 9 or 10 inch per 100 rs 7 or 9 inch per 50Rs. 5 or 6 inch par 25Rs. Tum daro mat 2 inch walo par tax nahi hai!!! (Mohd. Afzaal-Pune 9860672967)
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What is LOVE? Pahele Lko pakdo, phir O ko dabao, V k bich mein dalo, E ki aawaz aane par samjho ho gaya //LOVE//
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Ladkiyon k dodh k panch fayede.
1. Bili k pine ka dar nahi.
2. Ubalne ki zarurat nahi.
3. No expiry date
4. Packed in safe and beautifull pot.
5.Ek k sath ek free. (Rizwan-Mumbai. 9224420741)
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Mahila patrkar k boobs bade Q hote hai? A. Wo jahan jati hai sab se pahle bojti hai! PRESS.
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Bhagwaan mujhe naram mulaim aur gora bana de taki ladkiya mujh par khoon bahade. Bhagwaan: ja sale whisper banja.
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Women's life is very hard.
Morning - wash clothes.
Noon - dry clothes.
Evening - iron clothes.
Night - remove clothes.
Late might - searching clothes.
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Sex - symbole of love.
Penis - length of love.
Pussy - depth of love.
Boobs - shape of love.
Butts - base of love.
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Ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who come first, chicken or the egg. But it was surely the cock.
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What is difference between men and women A. Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play.
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Who is senior, Penis or vagina. A. Vagina cos Penis ajways stends up when he see Vagina. So respect the seniors.
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What is ABCDEFGH? A. A boy can do everything for girl's hold.
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Three benefits of kissing 1.changes taste. 2. Burns calori 3.lips never go dry 4.relieves stress 5.makes face muscles strong, so keep kissing (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Small any puls down his pant n asks girl 'do you hv this?' little girl lifts hr skrt n says. 'mummy says he you have this u can get plenty of those! (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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6 baccho ko ek 7 paida karne ke baad jhunjlai biwi apne husband se boli "kaha tha dogy style me mat karo. Dek liya natija!"
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Apne boss k bare me do ladkiyan bate kar rahi thi Paheli ladki-Boss, kya pyare kapde pahente hai! Dusri ladki- aur kitni jaldi bhi.....!
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Rang ki dukan par dukandar ne bina rang diye hi totle grahak ko bhgaal diya....... KYON ? Woh usse KALA RANG mang raha tha!
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