D E S I B A B A-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Q. Mard zyada chalta aur aur zyada bolti Q hai?
A. Kyo k mard ko 3 tang aur aurat ko 4 honth hote hai.
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Dr.: aap k haath ki koni me zakm kaisy?
Girl: Doggy style me sex karne sy!
Dr.: koi aur style try karo?
Girl: mai to karlu par mere Dog ko nahi jamta!
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Judge: tum ne apne pati ka koon Q kiya?
Ladki: to suno woh
Rooz mujhe office se phone kar k bulata
Kapde utarta
Bistar pe lejata!
Meri tange kholta
Aur bolta
April fool
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Pregnancy test for Bangali
Ek fish lo.
Fish wahan dalo
Kuch der baad
Fish bahar nikalo
Fish agar aadhi nikle.!
To samjho chota Bangali andar hai!
Man: humary liye gori chikni jawan aur kunwari larki lao.
Jin: janab, mai kohkaaf ka jin hun koi Hira mandi ka dalal nahi!
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Teacher- do you know the importence of Period?
Student- yes mem, ek dafa meri sister ko nahi aaya. Mom sun kar mar gai, daddy ko heart fail hua. Aur humara driver bhag gaya!
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Scarctory- boss, mere boobs pe sy hatayege kya?
Boss- wow, kya hatana hai bolo?
Scarctory- apni nazar!
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Raped girl- sahab ek ne mera boobs daba k chusa, 2nd ne Gaand mari 3r ne Chut ki chudai k 4th ne lund chuswaya. Aur ....i
Police officer : sali, F.I.R likhwa rahi he yaa mera lund kgad kar rahi hai!
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Mom- boy friend jab Bra me haath dale to bolo. Don't n jab Panty me dale to Stop.
Second day.
Beti: maa usne dono mein ek sath haath dala mai ne kahah... Don't Stop!
(Vijay 9887066966)
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Ek Ladke ko tution me der hojati hai miss raat ko rukne ko kehti hai.
Boy: mujhe mummy ki naaf me ungli dal k sone ki aadat hai!
Miss: thik hai, meri naaf me ungli dalkar sosakte ho.
Raat Miss ko kuch gadbad lagti hai....
Miss: ye meri naaf ka hole nahi hai!
Boy: ye meri ungli bhi nahi hai!
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Ek ladki ne 1St time apne boy frnd ka penis pakdi aur chumne lagi, penis sy drop nikli
Girl. Ye kya hai?
Boy: ye to khushi k aansu hai. Pagli! (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Girl :mummy jab mai susu karti hun to sheeti ki aawaz aati hai , aap ki nahi aati?
Mommy: pahle aati thi beti, tere papa ne baja baja k kharab kar di. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Boy: kamini, mai tumhara khoon pee jaunga
Girl: Pahle kaha hota, aaj hi to band hua hai!
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At Suhaag Raat
Husband: mer lambai 5fit 6inch hai!i
Wife : 5fit ko chorho aur 6 inch k bare mein batao!
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Ek shadisuda aurat ko kya bologe?
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Polo. . . A Mint with a hole
Aur Ek kunwari ladki kya kehlati hai
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Center Fresh!
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Beta: papa aaj teacher ne sex k bare me padhaya!
Kuch der baad beto ko Muthiya marte dekh,
Baap: ye kya kar rahe ho?
Beta: Homework! (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Ek buddhe ne jawan ladki sy sadi ki, suhag raat ko buddhe ne 5 ungliya dikhai ladki boli wow 5/baar karoge? Buddha bola nahi koi ek ungli chun lo. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai. Saas: bahu ki panty hai! Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha.
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