D E S I B A B A-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Ek aadmi ki aankh ka opration hone per b nahi dikhraha tha. Dr ne murse k kapde utare aur pucha: dikha kya? Mariz: nahi dikha. Dr: madarchod to tera lund kaise khada hya. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Girl: agar dunya mein aurat na hoti to aadmi ki pent ki button kon takta? Boy: agar dunya mein aurat na hoti to to aadmi ko pent pahenne ki zarurat hi na hoti.
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Girl: Kal raat andhery me ek chor ghus aaya. Boy: uke kuch churaya. Girl: han, bahot kuch churaya mai samjhi k tum aaye ho.!
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A kuwari ladki: ma mtjhe ek ladke sy pyar hai. Maa: kya umar hai, kahan rahta hai kya karta hai. Ladki: maa wo 4 mahine ka hai, mere pet mein hai aur kabi kabi laat b marta hai.
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Ek 5 sal k ladke per rape ka case chal raha tha uske wakil ne court me uski nikkar utar kar uski loli ko hilaya aur bola"dekhiye jaj sahab kya ye choti c loli wala baccha rape kar sakta hai?" is per baccha bola" sale jyada mat hila warna case haar jayega. (Firoz khan Amrohi 9837760758)
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Ek randdi thi uski ek 16 saal ki ladki thi ladki boli: maa ye pyar ishq aur mohabbat kya hoti hai? Maa: kuch nahi beta sab fokat me chod ne k bahane hai.(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Ek lund ne dusre lund sy kaha chalo aaj film dekhne chalte hai. Dusre lund ne kaha nahi yar film sexy hogi to khade khade dekhna padega.
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Ek totla auto wala 3 ladkiyon ko lejaraha tha. Police: kahan lejarahe ho? Autowala: saab ek k ghar me chodunga ek ko hostel me choduga aur ek ko hospital me chodunga. Ladkiya: ye kya bakwas karte ho? Auto wala: tup tap baithi raho warna yahin chod dunga.
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agar nipple bondi hoto boobs kya hai? A. Bondi k laddu.
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Teacher dantte huye: deko mai naram hun to bahot naram hu aur sakht hun to bahot sakht. Student: madam ap to bilkul hamare lund jaisi ho!
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Hakim baba: ye lo beti, ye goli, tumhara boy frnd 1 khayega uska lamba hojayega 2 khayega khamba hojaye ga. Aur 3........ Ladki: bas baba humein sex karwana hai koi gaddha nahi khndna.
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Have sex on Valentines day. She will give you good news on Mother's Day. You will get Kids on Children's Day. Ek hi sy karna warna humko teri news milegi on AIDS Day. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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English teacher "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Chand into Exclamatory sentence. Student "Oh fuuck, what a babe!."(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Sex per Tex!
Chodne wale par100%
Gand marne wale par75%
Bol dabane wale par 50%
Kiss karne wale par 25%
Lekin, tum mat ghabrana. Muthiya tax free hai. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Talak k bad husband n wife apna apna saman alag karte huye. Husband bra detd hye :Yeh lo tumhare can ka dhakkan. Wife underwear dete hye ye lo tumhare popat ka pinjra.
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Hone wala sasur: beti tumhe chay aati hai. Ladki: abhi tak mujhe doodh nahi aata chay kahan sy ayegi.
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What is Honeymoon.
H= hawaz mitado .
O= or chuso.
N= nanga karke.
E= ek hi jhatke mein.
Y= yeh gaya.
M= mar dala.
O= or dalo.
O= or zor sy.
N= nikal gaya
Hogaya Honeymoon!
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