D E S I B A B A-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
DESI-BOY was masturbation in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. his friend asked:what r u doing? DESI-BOY:fucking my galfriend via BLUE TOOTH.
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Teacher: Expain Responsibility? desi-boy: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, he 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll b on the 4th one.
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DESI traveling in Virgin Atlantic asked for milk, Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth. DESI: behanchod achcha hua pani nahi manga.
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One night DESI-BOY: Darling r u free tonight? DESI-GAL shouted and said: Asshole have i ever charge u before?
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DESI: will u marry me? GAL:no i am lesbian DESI: LESBIAN? GAL: i like to hv sex with girls DESI: lai, phir to i am also a LESBIAN!
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After 3 hrs. of sex DESI said to his galfriend: U r not going to see of for a while GAL: R U going away? DESI:no.... no... NOW TURN AROUND.
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DESIBABA ko susu karte dekh ladki rasta badal kar jane lagti hai to DESIBABA bola: O madam, ghabrao mat,tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...!
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Why did English teacher slap DESI-BOY? Because he asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 and Panties plural when it covers only one!
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Enter code to kiss SANIYA's lips............ *............... **.............. ***............. ****....... .wrong code you have kissed MAYAWATI's hips...! wash ur mouth and try again.
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GOOD NEWS FOR U, thums up pio, pepsi pio, juice pio, dew pio, shake pio, beer pio, Q ki ab HUGGIES pe 2\- Rs off hai KARLO SUSU CHADDI MEIN.
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Suna tha aap ka apharan hogaya tha usne kaha tha GAAND do ya JAAN do sukar hai aap ki JAAN bach gai.
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Kick d football get d goal, punch d boobs fuck d hole, kiss her lip prick her hip, over d bed make her lay, let us celebrate PENIS DAY fwd 2 al boys. LUND UTHA K JIYO.
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Ek call girl bank me 1000 ka note jama karne gai, bankwala bola: yeh not to nakli hai, Call girl: oh, my god iska matlab mere balatkar ho gaya.
DR.:Bolo kya taklif hai? MAN:Raat ko saas ko lene mein taklif hoti hai. DR. : Aaj se 10 din tak saas ko nahi sali ko leke sona.
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Sex karte samay ganja aadmi apni biwi k kapde utaar kar apne sir pe bithata hai aur aiene k samne khada hota hai BIWI: ye kya kar rahe ho? GANJA: dekh raha hun k sir pe ghungrale baal hote to kiesa dikhta mai!
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Pachas kos dor kish gaon me GABBAR SINGH k paida hote he uski ma ne ek laafa mara aur gusse me boli kameena khutta bolta hai.... KITNE AADMI THEE RE.
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Man: Dr. sahab mujhe sandas nahi ho rahi roti khata hoon roti niklti hai chawal khata hoon chawal nikalta hai kya karu? Dr. GU KHA!
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