D E S I B A B A
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Desibaba Doodh nichodne ki machine Lund daLte hai 5mint maza lene k baad behosh hojate hai Q. q k Machine Pe likha hota hai. 5 LTR. NIKALNE K BAAD HI BAHAR NIKLE GA! (R.A.AMRONI 9373216938)
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BOY to GIRL: Tum kitne bhai bahen ho. GIRL: Six BOY: Ma-baap ko koi kam na tha? GIRL: Tum kitne ho? BOY: Ek. GIRL: Kya baap mein dam na tha? (MOHD.AFZAAL-PUNE 9860672967)
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BRA aur BAR mein farq dono k khulne sy aadmi k hosh ud jate hai.
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GIRL: DR. sahab meri pussy Brown Hogai hai, kya koi bimari hai. DR. Tum sex month me kitne baar karti ho. GIRL:Ek baar! DR. To phir yeh bimari nahi ZANG LAGA HAI!
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BOY: Kiss karu kya? GIRL: nahi Lipstick Kharab ho jayegi. BOY:Tumhare dabaon kya? GIRL:Nahi T-shirt Kharab hojaegi. BOY:Chodne to do! GIRL: MC Chalu hai. BOY:Haramzadi ab yeh mat bolna k LOOSE MOTION Hai!
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Try it, think of a no. btwn 1-9 n plus 5, by 2, plus 5, -3, by 4, plus 1, -2 plus 580 Write d no on a paper n then paper Ko roll karke GAAND mein dal le. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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DESI-BOY: Pitaji apko cancer hua hai tn aap sabko AIDS kyo batate ho? DESI-PAPA:Taki mere jane k baad teri maa ko koi hath na lagaye...! (RAZA-HYDERABAD 9346341366)
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Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki, ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha , wo kya upar jata tha? sala chutiya bana gaya. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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In order to get a job, a boy requir 100 percent talent where as a girl require only 4 percent, Remaining is... .....( 36 )..... ......)24(...... .....( 36 )=96.. (RIZWAN 9224420741)
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DESI-BOY Ka lund chota tha, isliye woh apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya aur uske hath me dediya. to LOVER boli: Darling U know i don't smoke.
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Himmat ho to yes or no me jawaab dena. Kutte ne kal raat sote waqt tumhari gand mari kya tumhe pata chala? Yes or no. (RIZWAN 9224420741)
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GARIB WIFE: Sunoji WHISPER lena hai... HUSBAND: Bhook mitane k liye to roti nahi, aur tujhe CHUT sukhane k liye DOUBLEROTI chahiye??
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two women talking. 1St. Roz subah doodwala bahot ddbata hai(Bell). 2Nd. Iss toh achha apna peperwala hai, nichu se daalta hai(Paper).
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Teacher ne bra nahi pehni, unke blouse ke do hook khule the, yeh dekh do ladke hasne lage. Teacher boli haso mat nahi to DONO ko bahar nikal dungi.
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Kal BALATKARI baba ka B'Day dhum dham se manaya jayenga. BLUEFILM or SEX Samagri bhi bati jayengi, sms khas RANDIBAJO ko bheja ja raha hai, kripya jarur aayega.
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TEACHER: Mere paas shikayat ayi ki ju GALI bahot dete ho. DESI-BOY: Sir, maine to kabhi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di pata nahi kis madarchod me apki gand me ungli ki.
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DESI-PAPA: Beta, Qutub minar kahan hai. DESI-SON: Nahi pata DESI-PAPA: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. DESI-SON: Shyam lal kon hai DESI-PAPA: Nahi pata. DESI-SON: Kabhi ghar pe bhi raha karo.
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