Sms Condom-08

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Girl wid opend her legs & inviting him 2 fuuuck & asked-Hamare Baby ka nam kya hoga?

Boy Wears condom & says


iske bad b hogaya to




JADUGAR..
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Why condoms R only sold in packets of 3 &12 ?
Because 3 are for young ppl (morning,afternoon,night)

n 12 for old ppl Jan,feb,march..
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Father & son went to medical store, Father buy a pack of condom.

Son: Whats this?
Father: Its medicine for killing rat.
Son: O Beh@n Ch0d Chuut mein bhi chuhe.
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Boy 2 sales Girl:give a condom?
Girl:Can I touch ur Pe nis 4 size?
Boy:ok.
Girl:Give him M size,wait,Give L,


wait,



(boy:)Give me tissue paper.
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Ik Sundr si teachr class m uski trf dekh rhe ladke se poochti hai,kya bat hai aise dekh rhe ho kam nhi krte,ladka bolta muje aapse pyar hai,teachr pyar se bolti hai,bt muje bacha nhi chiye abi,boy-koi baat nhi hum condom use kr lenge
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Teacher asks:Ladkiyan kya pehen sakti hai

Chhota sardar:Saree

Teacher:ladkiyan kya nahi pehen Sakti ?

Chhote sardar-"CONDOM"
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