Sms Condom-07

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Jokes SmS on Mobile

Ek khilone banane wali
compeny ne apni sales
bhadhane ke liye apni
adverticment me ek slogan likha tha.......
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NEVER USE A CONDOM
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Man Smoking in bus.Conductor: No Smoking ka bord nahi dikhta
Man: Achha To fir wo jo he 'Always Wear Condom' ka bord, wo bhi pehen k bethu?
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Six year old boy to a 4 year old boy
"Dude i found a condom in the balcony"



four year old boy
"Whats a balcony?????" *
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Agar condom ka business karna he to uska name rakhana DIPPER.
Q ki indian truck wale free publicity karte he....
USE DIPPER AT NIGHT
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Dhandha karna he to condom ka hi karna. Q ki isme apne LOSS bhi kardi to vahi condom tumhari G@ND MARNE ko kam ayenge
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Fevicol walo ne condom banaya to kya hoga ?
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rat bhar JOR LAGA KE HAISA
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School sex teacher-
What do u call a man who doesn't use CONDOMS?


All students simultenously shouted . .

DADDY . .Daddy . .Daddy..
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