Sms Condom-06
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Santa-Badi tension he, kal
rat me kudi nal sex kita. Sab
thik. Aj susu nahi nikalda,sab
block
Doctor chckd n sez-Khote
pehle condom te utar
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Banta wanted twins. So what did he do?
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He made two hole is the condom!!!
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Banta wanted Twins. So what did he do?
He Made two Holes in the Condom
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Sweet persons call 4rm AIRTEL lovers from BSNL Kanjus from RELIENCE Beauties from IDEA But Brilliants never talk They only SMS like me
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Ur Account Balance Has Been Recharged Successfully By Rs- 250/- Ur Account Balance Is Rs-350/- Now.... Chehra Tou Dekho Khushi Se Gadhii Ki Ch00t Ki Terha Laal Ho Gaya Hai..
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Complete the sentence: _____LAND_____ BHAARI CH00T., tumhari soch gandi hai. Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI CH00T
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Mom found a Condom in Daughter's room She went Straight & asked What is dis? Girl-Toh ap kya Chahti hain mein is umar me maa ban jao
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Thought of the day:-
"MAKE LOVE not WAR!"
B'coz . . . . . .
'CONDOMS are cheaper than BULLETS' !!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Sardar: mujhe puri body par aa jaye itna bada CONDOM chahiye. Chemist: kyon?? Sardar: main fancy dress competition me LODA bana hoon.
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ek Ldki thi PAGLI c. Ik Ladke pe wo mar. Kuch lena tha usay. Lakin pregnancy se wo drti thi jab bi milti thi muijhey. CONDOM KHA SE MILTA HA
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3 friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon. Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
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