Sms Condom-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Banta, "How do you protect yourself from AIDS?" Santa, "I wear a condom all the time" Banta, "Do you ever take it off?" Santa, "Yeah, when I go to the bathroom and during sex!"
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A guy walks into a local pharmacy where there was a lady pharmacist. he says, I'd like 99 condoms please. With a surprised luk on her face She says,"99 Condoms!? F u ck me!" The guy replies, Make it 100 then..
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A man is on a train and is carrying three babies. The lady sitting next to him asks, "Are they your babies?" The man lowers his head and says, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints"
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A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga? Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega
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In a Class a lady teacher to students.Always use condom to prevent Aids,A Girl:Mam agr koi ap ko kahy k,kulfi ko lifafy mei daal k chsu tu
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Hindi k teacher ne medical store par sharmate huye Condom manga- "Shrimanji ek Virya Rodhak Tel Yukt Prajanan Virodhi kavach de dijiye".
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Public Notice: ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME - Pls. ensure - Condom & Helmet are worn on appropriate Heads during "Respective rides".
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full form of CONDOM C-CONFIDENTIAL O-ORNAMENT N-NEEDED FOR D-DOMESTIC O-OCCASION AFTER M-MARRIAGE
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Q: What is the height of tragedy? A: Your zip gets stuck when its time to fu ck. Q: Whats the height of Poverty : A: A woman stiching her husbands torn condoms
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SANTA:Meri biwi bewkuf hai, Ghar me electric hai nahi or microwave le aayi. BANTA:Meri to or zyada hai, Uske pas Land hai nahi or purse mai condom rakhti hai.
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