Sms Condom-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sardar's wife during sex: u r using the same condom 4 the 5th time? Sardar: u think i'm a fool? Expiry date on the condom is 8 /2009
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Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs and hugs her mother-"Times have changed Mum. I'm-Dating Reena
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Husband- i m going out for five days.. wife- ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u wil b surprised..!!
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Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
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Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted
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Salesgirl-sorry u cant smoke here. Customer-but i bought cigarettes from this store. Girl-we sell condoms too. It doesn't means u start fucking here
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