Sms Condom-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A man married a lady traffic police. Friend: how was ur first night? Man:
She charged Rs. 100 from me for over speed. Rs. 200 for wrong entry. Rs. 500 fo no Helmet.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Saat sardar apna khada karke nange khade the ek lady ne pucha aap condon ka add kar rahe hai? Sardar: nahi seven up ka!
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Condom company World cup cricket sponserd karti to slogan hota.
Cover your stump, Before you pump.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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dear subscriber your sex balance is low your account will be put in to virginity mode. Please refuck as soon as possible to keep ur account active. Condoms apply.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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A black man fucking a white lady on green grass with pink condom
To batao bachcha kis rang ka hoga?
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Nalayak abhi tak soch rahe ho. Usne condom pahen rakha hai!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Raat ko andhere mein Sardar: ye condom itna sakht aur chota q hai. Wife: O bina dimagh k janwar ye bachche k dudh pine ka nipple hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Pepsodnt condom-Raat bhar dhishum dhishum. Colgate condom-ye hai hamara surakhsha chakra. Nokia condom-Connecting people. MRF condom-Extra Rubber. Extra mileage. Moov condom-ah se aha tak. Marinda-condom- jor ka jhatka dire se lage. Godrej hair die-Condom- kaato kholn aur lagao. Sprite condom-bhujhaye only pyas baki ajj bakwas. Tatasky condom-Isko laga dala to life jingalala
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Wife: aji sunte ho aate waqt bazar se condom lete aana katam hogaya hai.
Kaamwali: bibiji aap ne mere munh ki baat cheenli!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Lady: mujhe kuch dil baccha nahi chahiye. Dr.:ye lo condom. Lady: dhodh k sath lun ya pani se? Dr. Kele k sath.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Smoking karte hue aadmi ko bus contr- dikhta nahi samne likha hai. No smoking! Man:baju mein likha hai allyays wear condom to kya condom lagake baithu!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Sab se mushkil kaam kya hai?
Ans-Soye hue pappu par condom chadana!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Husband- i like d way u kissed me last night. Especially d way u passed Chewing Gum in to my mouth. Wife-wat chewing gum? It was your condom. Dear!
B. Singh(Prakash) 9990007994
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Request ki limit isse zyada kya hogi?
Jab kisi ladki ka zabardasti rape ho raha ho aur wo ladki roti hui bole k: plz condom laga lo.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Want a booming business? Start a condom company named Dipper Condom. Ull get free publicity on every truck. Use Dipper at might.
B. Singh 9990007994
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What is confidence? I tel u
Once ten boys decided to propose a girl. 9 boys came with rose, one boy came with condom! This is confidence..
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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AD:
Prostitute: 5000/- Hotel Room: 1000/- Condom: 10/- bt Erection... Priceless/-
Der r some tings money cant buy. 4 everyting else der is a Master Case.,:-)
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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