Sms Condom-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
What is invisible sex? A make negro Fuckin a female negro under moonless might in a coal mine wearing a black CONDOM
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Difference betwen the cricketer and CONDOM. cricketer drop the catch and CONDOM catches the drop.
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Differance betwen bomb and CONDOM. In a bomb blast population decrease but in a condom blast population increase.
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Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? confidential ornament needed for domestic occassion befor mariage.
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CONDOM says to Whisper: when you work my business is in loss for four day, Whisper replies: If you fail to work once my business stops for mine moths.
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Santa: my 8Yr old son is very naughty he has made my maid servant pregnant. confused Banta: how the hail? Santa: he took a sin and made holds in all my CONDOMS.
From the CONDOM factory: your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.'
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Police arresting a prostitute Pros: an not selling sex Police: than what are you doing? Pros: I an a salesman selling CONDOMS and offering free demo.
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An award winning ad by Durex CONDOMS to all those who use cup competitors products..... HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
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Thought of the day: make love and not war... coz CONDOMS are cheaper than guns.
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MAN: ek safed rang ka CONDOM dena SHOPKEEPER:safed hi q? MAN: padosan ke husband ki death hogai hai shok karne jana hai.
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what is the moral of movie SALAM NAMASTE!. Ans:moral is never trust on AUSTRALIAN CONDOM
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What did RAMU say when he saw a SURGICAL GLOVE. Bhayya dikhta to condom hai par DROUPDI k zamane ka hai
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Jhadte waqt naokrani ko CONDOM mila wo puchti hai MEMSAAB YE KYA HAI. malkin bolti hai ARE YEH TO CONDOM HAI KYA TERE GAON ME SEX NAHI KARTE naokrani bolti hai KARTE HAI PAR ITNA BHI NAHI K CHAMRI HI NIKAL JAE.
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SARDAR: mai roz roz condom badal kar pareshan ho gaya hoon. SARDARAN: tusi lamination q nahi karwalende.
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dropati: bhayya 105 condoms dena chemist:(shocked) 105 condoms Q? dropati: KYA KARUN HARAMZADO ME SULAH HOGAI HAI.
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MAN: give me one condom want to give my girl friend a gift SHOPKEEPER: shall i cover it with gift wrapper sir? MAN: no, condom it the cover for my gift.
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