Sms Condom-01
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Q. condom aur gubbare me kya farx hai.
A. Condom phatne sy aadmi dunya mein aata hai aur Hawai gubbara phate to dunya sy chala jata hai.
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Teacher: humein machcharon ko paida hone sy rokna hoga.
Student: yeh namumkin hai sir.
Teacher: Q?
Student: itna chota condom banana namumkin hai.
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Dunya me 70% aise mard hai jo condom ka use sahi dhang sy nahi jante, kya kehte hai unhe?
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Daddy!
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Sex karte samay ladki: agar ladka hua to uska naam kya rakhege? Ladka condom pahente huye: agar ab b kuch hua to uska naam rakhege jadogar!
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Ek sindhi sex ek din aadh karta tha uske dost ne wajah puchi to bola: yar condom sukhane mein ek dil to lag hi jata hai na
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Beta: papa ye condom kya hota hai? Baap: mujhe nahi pata chal bhag yahan sy. Beta: nahi pata na? tabhi to hum 7 bahen bhai hai.
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3 girls gossiping!
1st: Maine aaj sir k table par condom dekha.
2nd: maine usmein pin kardi.
3rd: marwa diya mujhe haram zaadi! (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Beti k kamre mein cigarate dekh sardarji sochte hai:kya! meri beti smoking karti hai, underwear dekh sochte hai, kya wo ye bhi pahenti hai, CONDOM dekh sochte hai: kya!!! use lund b hai.
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Jalandhar jati hui apni biwi ka bag mein rakhe condom dekh sardarji sochte hai OYE KITNA PYAR KARTI HAI MERI KAMMO MUJH SE, MERI YAAD K LIYE CONDOM LIYE JA RAHI HAI.
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