BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Pak PM came 2india askin Kashmir.Our PM asked Lalu 2talk.
After talk Pak PM ran away.Our PM:wat did u say?
Lalu:TAKE KASHMIR&get Bihar free!
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Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal!
Man:Do u know who I am?I'm P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Achha!To phir MERA paisa nikal!
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Chidambaram: Kitna legi?
Rand: Aage Rs 200 piche Rs 220.
chiddu: piche ka 220 kyu?
Rand: 10 takka tera TURNOVER TAX harami.
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new poem of former PM Vajpayi:
mene desh ki unnati k liye gaaand marai, GUM nahi
kya karen, is desh me videshi chuut k diwane bhi KUM nahi
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Budget 07-08
All Bra will be taxed according to sizes:
40x42: Burden tax
38x40: Wealth tax
34x36: Entertainment tax
30x32: Excitement tax
26x28: Development tax
below it 26x28: it's free
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1st srdar-vote kisko diya 2nd srdar-sonia ko per isbar maja nahi aaya. 1st-kun? 2nd-Q ki pehle under dalne dete the ab to sirf dabane dete he.
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