BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Why hs govt fixd voting age as 18yrs n marriage age as 21yrs?
Kyunki govt.ko bhi pata hai ki desh sambhalna asan hai..biwi sambhalna nahi.
Gud Nyt.
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Musharraf:What is a condom
Nawaz Sharif: condom pehan kar agar tera baap teri maa ko cho dta, to
aaj main aur pura Pak sukoon mein hota
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Why is INDIA in troble..?
Out of 100 crore population 7.9 crore retired, 30 crore in State Govt, 17 crore in Central Govt (both dont work), 1 crore IT professional (they dont work for India), 25 crore in school, 1 crore under 5 years, 15 crore unemployed. 1.
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I m thankful to government for INDIAN roads, otherwise i would have missed the beautiful view of "Bouncing B00BS on SCOOTIES"
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There are two types of Leader - One who says " GO " and One says " Lets Go "
Now decide whom do you Follow.
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Sabjiwala: madam ye
500 ka note blouse me se
nikala ?
Mam: ha kue ?
Sabjiwala: kuch nahi GANDHIJI ka muh abhi bhi
khula he.
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Prof:Kya tume pata hai,tumhari umar me GANDHIji B.A kar chuke te.
Stdnt:sir,Apki umar me 2 Bhagat Singh fasi chad chuke te
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Q: What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ??
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Ans: Dono Mey UMEEDWAAR 'KHARA Hota Ha
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GANDHIGIRI ka Funda No 420:
'Koi tumhe bewkoof kahe to chup raho!'
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'Muh khol kar usse saabit mat karo.' :-)
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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SHARAD PAWAR,
BAL THAKRE,
VILAS RAO DESHMUKH AUR
RAJ THAKRE ek BOAT me ja rahe the.
Boat Doob Gayi.
Socho,
Kaun Bacha ??
"MAHARASHTRA"
A. Malik-Malegaon
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