BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Gandhiji ko zalimon ne goli mar di. Indara gandhi ko b goli mar di. Rajiv gandhi ko b bomb se uda diya!
Mere marne k baad iss desh ka kya hoga allah jane.....
A. Malik 9226217133
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Teacher- Osama has 5 wifes and 20 children. Laloo has 1wife and 9 chilldren. Who is better? Student: osamas score is good but laloos strick rate is better.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hum ne b gandhi giri shru ki hai! Koi sms kare na kare. Use sms karte rehna. Ek din woh sharma kar sms zarur karega.
Get well soon MAMu!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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No Quality no style= Lalu
No Quality but style= Sonya
Quality but no style= vajpay
Quality + style= ?
Guess
U r right.. Press down to see name and no.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bush-jujhe swiming ata hai? Lalu-nahi. Bush-tere se to kutta acha jo swim kar leta hai. Lalu-tujhe swiming ata hai. Bush-ya. Lalu:fir tere aur kutte me kya fark hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Apna purse kholo usmein se 1000 ka not nikalo. Gandhiji ki photo dekho aur bolo:Happy birthday Bapu! Ab raat ko yehi note lekar ajana....Birtday Celebrt karenge!!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Monika Lewinski says
Laluji u r so intelligent! But why you have 9 children
Lalu said
Hamare time mein woh munh mein lene wala system nahi thaa!
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Lalu ka beta: papa condom kya hota hai!
Lalu: chal bhaag yahan se mujhe nahi pata.
Beta: nahi malum isliye to hum 9 bhai bahen hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Parmod Mahajan ke Bhai ne use goli maar di.
Q k woh use ignore karta tha. Na phone karta aur na hi sms karta tha. To kya khyal hai aunkya subah subha tumhare ghar.....
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Bapu ne kaha hai jo tumhe sms na kare use rooooz ek sms bhejo. Ek din sue sharam aayegi aur wo tumhe sms karega!
Gandhigiri
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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