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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Q. What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat
And Rakhi Sawant? A. Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada....
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Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh
Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh
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2 men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi
band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?
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Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi
Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..
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DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges Ki ladkiya karti hai lekin DON ka college aana
mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, kyonki?
Kyonki?
Kyonki?
DON
10th fail hai
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A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a
superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u
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MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab
poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na
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Nam:Don
Bhai:Munnabhai
Pata:36ChinaTown
Thikana:ChandniBar
Guru:Blufmaster
Dushman:Sarkar
Khun:Ab tak 56
SMS BHEJ
WARNA 57 ho jaiega
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Amitji public toilet me se pura bhig k aata hai. Jaya:aap to susu krne gye the?
A:jaise hi mai ander gya,koi bola"BIG B"aur sab meri aur....
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna
do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai
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