BOLLYWOOD-014
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
kareena adopted 1 yr old baby. 1 day baby cried n ask: Mamma i need milk.
Kareena:bea ab tum bade ho gaye ho,khaana khao. Baby:agar pila nahi rahi ho toh
dikha to do!
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What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT
OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.
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Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke
pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.
9764089089
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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans
kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!
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Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs.
Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning
when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Ek Ladki
Raat Mein Akeli
Aur Do Ladke
Uske Saath,
Kya Hua Hoga?
Jaan-ne K Liye
Dekhiye Har Fridy
Raat 10 Baje C.I.D.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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