BOLLYWOOD-012
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai? Munna:DHOBIGHAT pe
Cirt:Dhobighat boletoh? Munna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka
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Mallika: I have been ra ped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he
was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do.
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja
meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA
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Why does Adnan Sami sing - "Gilla Gilla... Gilla Gilla..." B'coz.. Huggies are
not available in ELEPHANT size...
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Amitab- mere pas bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.tumhre pas kya he? Sashi-mere pas b
bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.Bchn-Sala tofir maa kiske pa
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Life is 1 LAKSHYA, So Never Depend Upon NASEEB Bcoz JO JITA WOHI SIKANDAR So Do
GOLMAAL, folow BIG-B, & Create DHOOM bt Never Forgt Me, I'M The GURU.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?
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exactly...
aisehi...
D ABA DABA K
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi
film hay"
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Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai? Circuit: simple bhai,
is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.
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Santa : THIHAR Jail se kaidiyo ke liye 999 shirts & 1000 pants ka order hai.
Banta : 1 shirt kam kyun ? Santa : SALMAN KHAN IS COMING..
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