BOLLYWOOD-011
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C. office to Insure her "LIPS" . The L.I.C. officer
refuses and says : ' Sorry madam , we don't cover public property.....'
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Viru:Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti:Excuse me Mr.Who d hel r u 2 order me like dis U stupid guy using
abusive language. Hey Gabbar lets DJ Yaar
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Rakhi sawant Remix-
Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,
jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.
Jane anjane muje pata na chala,
Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..
Firoz khan Amrohi 09837760758
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Principal
bola
agar
koi student
girls hostel
me
gaya to,1st time
100Rs fine
2time200 & 3 time500,
munnabhai
bola
monthly
pass ka
kya lega MAMU
Shaikh Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
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Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the.. Munna:agar bomb lagate samay
blast ho gaya to..! Sarkit:tension nahi leneka bhai. Mere paas aur ek hai.
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Malika Sherawat ne baba Ramdev se pucha. "Main nahate samay kya lagau ki mera
yauvan surakshit rahe?" baaji bole...
"Apne bathroom ki Chitkani"
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"Behind a successful man there is a woman" according to film guru. And "behind
success of 11 girls there is a man" according to Chakde India! so boys rock..
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Phulo mein gulab. Bollywood me Amitabh. Tenis me Sania. Music me himesh. Stil me
mittal. Business me Ambani. Criket me dhoni aur sms me apun famous hai na.
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Amitaab: aj kal badi weekness feel kar raha hoon. Pata hai Q? Q k zee cinema par
har aurat kehti hai. Har shanivar ki raat amitabh ke saath!
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