BOLLYWOOD-010
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Advise Rani Mukharji to use whisper choice. She said mein woh b use kar chuki
hoon phir bhi.... Laga chundri mein daag!
A. Malik 9226217133
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna sehna. Jo baat dil ko lag jaye kabhi na hehna. Milte
hai dunya mein hum jayese kam. Isliye kabhi Kabhi aalvida na kehna
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Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte
rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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What did Aaishwarya do after she saw Abhishek Masturbating in a room .. .. ..
... She removed all her cloths and said Abhi SHAKE!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan.
India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN
Tahir Chanda-Pakistan 00923002288910
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Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera
phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai.
Adi-Rajisthan 09214031194
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Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya... Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap
sote nahi... To bacha kehta hai_so ja bapu... Nahi to ek aur ho jayega....!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Na pyar na mohabbat na dosti yaro. Aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi
na paro. Bas har ladki per line maro.
Napeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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Mosquito Song
Bhige pankh mere. Pyasa dank mera. Lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera. Kabhi mere
saath koi raat guzar. Tujhe subha tak main suja dtnga yaar...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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E ganpat chal msg bhej. E ganpat chal msg la. Thode sher km joke zyada bheja. E
mis cal vis cal de na yar. E ganpat chal msg la.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Na pyar na yar. Na mohabbat. Na dosti yaro. Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano. Na
chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki pe line maro.
Chinna-Chandrapur 9922474903
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