BOLLYWOOD-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Jis gali se aap gujarte ho us gali se khusbu aati hai. Utho nahalo dost lagta
hai sapno me aap ke roz mallika aati hai.
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Naam: subu, Baap ka naam: Gangster, Bhai ka naam: Munnabhai, Add: 36 chaina
town, thikhana: Chandni bar, Guru: Blufmaster , Dushman: Sarkar Murdar:ab tak 56
Sms bhej warna 57
Sheikh Saddam-Mumbai
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Wht wil b ukhana by Ash during her shadi guesss? "Shagmachya milhaila chanicga
cover Abhishekrao che nav ghete me salman khan chi lover"
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Shadi k pahle- hero no.1
Shadi k baad- Coli no.1
Pahle- maine pyar kiya.
Baad mein-yeh maine kya kiya.
Pahle-milne kab aogi.
Baad mein-maike kab jaogi!
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Teacher-aap apne bachche ko koun banega carorpati mat dekhne diya karo....!
Father-Kyun Teacher-baap ka naam puchne par bolta hai 4 option dijiye
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What did Big B tell his son today morning after Suhagraat.
Beta abhi SHAKE karne k din gaye. AISH karne k din aaye. Khush raho puttar.
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Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao. Waiter: dekhye
humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!
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Munna bhai:yaar circuit yeh barish girne k baad bijli Q girti hai. Circuit: bole
to simple bhi, god tourch mar k dekhta hai kahin sukha to nahi.
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Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya. Dusre kutto ne use pucha yar tune wo ghar kyu
choda usne kaha yar rat ko gane ki practis wo krta tha. Subhah log mujhe marte
the.
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Agar doctors film banayege to tital ho ga....
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam. 2.Kaho na Bukhaar hai. 3.T.B no.1 4.Kal mareez ho
na ho. 5.Ambulance no. 7211
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