BOLLYWOOD-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai.
Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.
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Gabbar-Basanti tatti kar. Viru:basanti en kutto k samne tatti mat karna. Ye
tujhe pani nahi denge aur teri gand mujhse chatwayenge.
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Height of confidence.
Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three
dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
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Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me
nachate hai. Film ka naam hai....
Khandar mein bandar ka Naach!
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Bhakt: Mujhe wardan do k mai dobara zinda ho sakun.
Bhagwaan: Asambhav yeh kaam hum nahi kewal Ekta Kapoor hi kar sakti hai!
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Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh
system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!
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Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house
hai tumare pas kya he?
Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
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Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?
Munnabhai: Dhobi Ghaat
Circuit: bhai. Dhobighaat bole to....?
Munnabhai: Washington mamu.....
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Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi
raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho.
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Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere
jhumke pe jhool jaau.
Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.
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