BOLLYWOOD-07
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A dialogue by film actor Raj Kumar
Jani jin tufano mein logo ke hawsle udd jate hai. Un tufamnon mein hum apni
underwear sukhate hai.
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Breaking News
Ratnagiri Mango association appoints malika Sherawat as their Brand Ambassador.
The punch line is
CH(.)(.)STE Rehjaoge!
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After first night abhishek ask aish
Aish aaj koi aisi baat kaho jise sun mujhe kushi b mile aur gham bhi!
Aish(sharmate hue)
Aish(sharmate hue)
Ji aapka salmaan aur vivek se bhi bada hai.
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Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu.
Ek thakur ki biwi nahi thi aur gabbar ne uske haath b kaat diya thaa!
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Pepsi ke liye.-Sharukh
Coke ke liye.-AAMIR
Thums-up ke liye.-AKSHAY
Fanta ke liye.-RANI
congratulation!! Desi-Daaru ke liye aapko chuna gaya hai!
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Devdas: tere pyaar me meri chita jal jayegi.
Paro: teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi raakh bhej dena bartan ghisne k kaam aayegi.
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Hai hamari ek abhilasha, na mile tujhe kabhi nirasha. Mile tujhe ek raat ko
bipasha aur pulaye tujhe balvir pasha.
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Titanic doob raha tha. Ek gore ne Sardar se puch zameen kitni dur hai. Sardar: 1
km. Sunte hi gora kuda aur pucha kis taraf. Sardar: niche ki taraf.
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Ekta: tulsi kal jitendra ji keh rahe the ki tulsi ki gaand bahot badi hogai hai.
Tulsi: tune aur tere baad ne2 saal mein 4 mihir badle hai to aisa hi hoga.
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