BOLLYWOOD-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sambha: sardar, thakur ka kya karna hai!
Gabbar: sale ka hath kat do aur roz 3 blue film dikhao, khud tadap tadap k mar
jayega.
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Hema malini ko Dharmendra paji phone karnd k liye kya sms bheje ge?
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Ring de Basanti!
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2 cockroach gana ga rahe the Ashique banaya aap ne...... Aur mar gaye Q?
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Q k gana HIT thaa!
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Today's girlfriend says to her boyfriend in Fana style
Tere paiso ko mere purse mein panah miljaye. Mere ishq me teri daulat fana ho
jaye. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Na massage na phone. Na picture na tone. Aur bane phirte ho Don. Jab no diya to
kahte the roz karege phone. Aur ab puchte ho hum aap k hain koun!
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Pyar vyar to bas ek bahana hai, aankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai. Ye hi
haal sab aashiqon ka hai, kya kare Raaj Kapoor ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana
hai!
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Gabbar: ary o sambha, ye sms padhne wala insaan hai k janwar?
Sambha: sardar, abhi pata chal jayega, agar reply karega to insaan aur na kiya
to jaanwar.
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Ek Aishwarya thi diwani si....
Ek sharukh pe wo marti thi....
Nazre jhuka ke sharma ke Hritik ki galyon sy guzarti thi....
Chori chori chupke chupke Salman ko chithiyan likhti thi...
Kuch kehna tha use Sanjay datt sy...
Per kyo Abhishek sy darti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi vivek sy yeh hi pucha karti thi.
Vijay ka mobil no. kya hai.
(Vijay 9887066966)
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Salmaan aish ka rishta Q tuta?
Salmaan: chalo sex karein!
Aish: bahot badi cheez maang li tum ne!
Salmaan: itni badi hai to rehne de warna mai hi chala jaunga.
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Teacher : batao sab sy badi chut kiski hai?
Student : Sunni Deol ki maa ki!
Teacher : woh kaise?
Student : use gate nahi suna kya Mai nikla gaddi leke....
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Let's play KBC .2
Q. Noboday say ur good bcoz ur?
A. Fool
B. Monkey
C. Idiot
D. Mental
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50/50?
B. Monkey
D. Mental
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Phone a frnd?
Call of I'll tell U.! (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Preity zinta n JAADU get married, on very next morning Preity asks : puri raat
nikal gayi tum ne kuch kiya kyo nahi? Jaadu says: DH000P. (Rizwan-Mumbai
9224420741)
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Ishq karne sy pahle uska anjaam soch lo
Ishq karne sy pahle uska anjaam soch lo
Phir bhi samajh na aaye to film Tere Naam dekh lo!
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Is saal aap ko krish ka josh
Umrao jaan ka pyar, Babul ka dular
Munna bhai ki jhappi, dhoom ki bike.
Vivah ki wife aur don ki life mily....(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Ek ladki ki bra pe likha tha 93.5 FM
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To socho uski penty per kya likha hoga!
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simple hai yaar
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Bajate raho!!! (Rizwan-Mumbai)
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Hum dil de chuke sanam
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Agar heart fail hoga to sanam ko mujhe nahi.
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50 50 kos dur jab bachha rota hai oon oon oon oon oon oon to ma kehti hai : beta
chup hoja warna tu Himesh Reshamya ban jayega. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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