BOLLYWOOD-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
My story
.
.
.
.
.
Interval
.
.
.
.
..the end
Full suspens..!
-=(*)=-
Guide film me Wahida rehmaan ne Sari Q nahi badli. A. Dev aanad ne hi bola thaa.......
Mere haath thaame chaln. Badle dunya Sari tum na badlna.
-=(*)=-
Munna bhai: yaar ye Nisaar kaise paida hua. Circuit: simple, lo suno" jawani
jane man hasin dil ruba mile 2 dil jawaan Nisaar hogay!
-=(*)=-
-=(*)=-
Surat surat kya karti ho surat mein koi dum nahi.
Surat surat kya karti ho surat mein koi dum nahi.
Khud ko samjhti ho madhuri to hum bhi salman sy kaam nahi.
-=(*)=-
Pyar aadmi ko andha bana deta hai. Zamana use pagla bana deta hai. Kamal ki baat
hai ek macchar aadmi ko hijda bana eeta hai.
-=(*)=-
Arey diwaanon
.
Mujhe pahchano!
.
Kahan sy aya....
.
Mai hon kon?
.
No. Save nahi kiya kya mera?
-=(*)=-
Suicide aur Murder me kya farq hai?
Aur Ticket kisi aur ko dedo to.
Murder...!
.
Agar film khud dekhne chalejaye to.
Suicide...!
--=(*)=-
Tawaif k zindagi me shohar nahi hota.
Tawaif k zindagi me shohar nahi hota.
Jo acchi film banaye woh karan johar nahi hota.
-=(*)=-
Mere ek dost ki 6 ungliya hai. Log use Hritik bulate hai.
Bolo Q?
?
?
?
?
?
Uska naam Hritik tha...!
-=(*)=-
Devdas ne pucha kajol sy: tumhara kya chal raha hai?
Kabhi khusy kabhi ghum!
Kajol ne pucha Devdas sy: tumhara kya chal raha hai?
Devdas bola:
Kabhi Whisky kabhi Rum!
-=(*)=-
What is the Moral of
Movie
Rang de basanti.
.
Ladki k lafde mein mat pado!
.
Sirf ladkiya bachti hai baqi sab mar jate hain.
-=(*)=-
Shahrukh ny KBC me mujh sy swal pucha
"dunya ka sab sy bada ullu kon?"
.
Corore thukra diye.
.
Per tera naam nahi bataya.
.
Aakhir apun ki dosti b to.
.
Croro ki hai yaar
-=(*)=-
Kisi ko Ramsy ki Purani haweli pasand hai, kisi ko Shahrukh Rani k Paheli pasand
hai. Kisi ko koi Akeli pasand hai, per humein to aap ki Saheli pasand hai.
-=(*)=-
Aap to DON ho, aur aap k pas har tale ki chabi b hai. Police apko Don with Key
kahti hai aur hum aapko pyar sy kahenge
.
.
.
.
DONKEY
-=(*)=-
Film aur real life me kya farq hai? A. Filmon me badi musibaton k bad shadi hoti
hai. Aur real life mein shadi k bad badi musibat hoti hai...!
-=(*)=-
Aishwarya coca cola pite rahti hai k us mein chunti gir jati hai. Chunti ka baap
aish ko ku ch kahta hai jise sun woh behosh hojati hai. " teri kok me mera
bachcha hai. (Ankush 9967385028)
-=(*)=-
Q: Bollywood aur Hollywood mein kya farq hai. A. Jahan ladkiya bol dikhaye wo
bollwood. Aur jahan ladkiyan hol dikhaye wo hollywood.
Total visit
