BOLLYWOOD-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Josh remix= apun bola ye mera lawda, wo bolti hai chota hai sala. Apun jab bhi
chaddi kholta a usko chota Q lagta hai ry.
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Remix song. Mehboob mere mehboob mere. Teri masti me mujhe jeene de. Bahoot
doodh hai tere
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Seene me mujhe daba daba k peene de...... (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Mathematical joke.
(13 * 13 * 13) = ?
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Think
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Think deply.
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Not geting
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Ans Sur00r!
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Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13) =Sur00r....... (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Munna bhai: circuit. Ek bat bata ye automaticaly kya hota hai? Circuit: bole to
ek dum simple bhai jab koi takli Auto mein baithe to bolneka Auto-me-takli.
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Circuit- ye Dr. Log operation karne sy pahle patient ko behosh Q karte hain?
Munna bhai- bole to patient khud opration karna na sikh jaye. Is liye. (Raja-Kamptee
9371410731)
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Wat wil Ajay n Kajol ask d shp kepr while buying a Condom? Bhaiya zara ek condom
dena....... Sabsy zyada Thok time wala!!! (Raja-Kamptee 9371410731)
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Devdas k babuji ne kaha ghar chor do. Amma ne kaha paro chor do. Paro ne kaha
daru chor do. Aap sy kisne kaha sms karna chor do@ (Raza-Hyderabad 9346341366)
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Next generation Sholey dialogue. Mom: beta soja warna Gabbar ajayega. Beta: 100
rs. Do warna Dad ko bata dunga k meresone k bad Gabbar aata hai. (Raja-Kamptee
9371410731)
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Kaun banega crnrepati.
Shahrukh: aapki biwi sex karte waqt kaise chillati hai?
Options.
A. Aaah.
B. Ayyo.
C. Ooh.
D. Mmm
Sajjan sing: Can i phone a friend! (Rizwan-Munbai 9224420741)
5. Can i phone a friend! (Rizwan-Munbai 9224420741)
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Abhishek bachchan sy media ne sawal pucha: puni aur na umrao jaan me kya farq
hai? Abhishek: purani me baap ka item tha aur nai me mera!. (Rizwan-Mumbai
9224420741
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Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage. Baat aakar zuban tak rukne lage.
Toh
Toh
Toh
Toh
Toh
Toh
Toh
Vicks ki goli lo khich khich dor karo!
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Saif: my dil goes hummmmmmmmmm....... My dil goes hummmmmmmmmmmm...! Javed jafri:
is this da dils or da makhis!
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Shehar ki gali mein pan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan. Devdas ne
khilaya paro ko pan. Pan khake boli paro "Shukriya bhi jaan."
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A girl may not help you to get a lot of money, but money always help you to get
lot of girls. So love money not girls Apna sampna money money! (Rizwan-Mumbai
9224420741)
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Inspector-fansi se pahle bata teri aakhri ichcha kya hai? Sardar- mera sar niche
aur pair upar karke faansi de do!
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Munna bhai-Yar circuit agar ma ma ko mom kahe to unki choti aur badi bahen ko
kya? Circuit- simple bhai, minimom aur maximom.
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Munna bhai-Yar circuit ye adult joke kya hota hai? Circuit- simple bhai, jo joke
18 saal purana ho woh!
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