BOLLYWOOD-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika. Thino ne kapde ka tyag kiya. ek
ne DESH k liye, Dusre ne AISH k liye, aur tisre ne CASH k liye. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI
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Waise to tere khade lund ki talash 11 mulkon ki ludkiya kar rahi hai. par vo
nahi janti k tere lund ka khada hona muskil hi nahi NAMUMKIN hai..! (RIZWAN-MUMBAI
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POLICE-100, LOVE-143, FRAUD-420, SOAP-501, MUSLIMS-786, CIGARRETE-555,
BEER-5000, JAMES.BOND-007 Aur DON-9370079797 Yaad rakhiyo. (HARSHAL-JALGAON)
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Mallika to shopkeeper: Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai kya Shopkeeper: Han hai
kitna dun? Mallika: Ji mujhe nahi chahiye ye condom jo bhi le mujhe turant
batana. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Oscar nomines for five best blue films from Bollywood 1. Hasina ki gand me
pasina 2.Chut ka bhot 3.Pati fauj me biwi mauj me 4.Pudi phir chudi 5.Condom
apna chut parai.
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Mallika doing sex with Tendulkar, mallika says teri nunnu pe to aids likha hai,
Tendulkar says maa ki lawdi khada to hone de ADIDAS likha hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI
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Bapu ne bataya hai ki... always remain faithful to wife... whose wife? ye bapu
ne nahi bataya!! Lage raho... (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)?
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Apun ki talash to 11 mulko ki ladkiya kar rahi he, par apun ko pakdna muskil hi
nahi namumkin he. aap khushnasib hai jo apun khud apko sms kar raha hai... (HARSHAL-JALGAO
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CIRCUIT: bhai, agar bapu k samne rape hoga to bapu kya bolega? MUNNABHAI: mamu,
bapu bolega ek side hogaya ab dusra..! (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Chut ko chut ki geharai pe naz hai land ko land ki lambai pe naz hai. Mallika ki
chut shabanam ka shabab hai to hamara lund bhi NAGPUR ka mawab hai..! (R.A.AMROHI-KAMPTEE
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MUNNA BHAI: circuit oxford bole to. CIRCUIT:bole to ek dam simple bhai tension
nahi leneka, OX mane bail aur FORD mane gadi OXFORD mane BAIL GADI. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI
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Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bil sabse kam aye ga.......???
LAUNDRY KA!
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Gandhiji aur Mallika sherawat mein kya samanta hai. dono ne kapre tyag diye,
pahle nd desh k liye aur dusre ne deshwasyon k liye.
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HRITIK: mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai bank balance hai tere pass kya hai?
ABISHEKH:mere baap k sar pe baal hai.
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VIRU: thakur gabbar teri bahen ka rape kar raha hai, aur wo puch rahi hai...
THAKUR: kya puch rahi hai VIRU:puch rahi hai k gabbar se kya lena hai badla ya
PAYMENT!
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IMPORTENT NOTICE: Dipasha ka rape ho gaya hai aur police mere piche hai, tu bhi
bhag le kuon k dipasha ki kutya ka bhi rape hua hai aur ilzam tujh par hai.
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GABBAR: basanti chaddi utar. VIRU: basanti inn kutton k samne mat chaddi utarna.
BASANTI:tension mat le viru mai ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai.
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