BOLLYWOOD-01
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
HAPPY NEW YEAR..! ..... ...... ....... ........ ...... Soch rahe honge aaj Q ab tum Don ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai. Don jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai. (AYAZ 9326506070, RIZWAN 9224420741)
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-/=?:-(/!@$:-| sms to tumhe bahot ate hoge magar itna jaan lo DON KA SMS SAMAJHNA MUSKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI.
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Don ne apni paint utarkar apni Girlfriend ko 61 62 karne k lie kaha, girlfriend ne DON ka chota sa baburao dekhkar kaha DON KA PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI! (M.AFZAAL-PUNE 9860672967)
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BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA ko chodte chodte pura andar chala jata hai, Andar SUNNY DEOL milta hai,BOBY chillata hai: Paji tum yahan SHARAM nahi aati. SUNNY: Oye zyada shor na macha warna DHARMENDRA PAPAJI uth jayege!
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Ek mandir me buri nazar wale GHAYAB ho jate hai. ABHISHEK gaya... GHAYAB!! HRITIK gaya GHAYAB!? MALLIKA gai bhagwan GHAYAB!
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Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
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ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR: Anarkali tumhe kya chahiye taj ya takht. ANARKALI: Jahanpanah mujhe na taj chahiye na takht, mujhe chahiye LAMBA AUR SAKHT.
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AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi. ABHISHEK:maa bap. AISH: ha. ABHISHEK: bhai bahen..... AISH:ha ABHISHEK:film AISH1 ha wo bhi. ABHISHEK: aur harshal ko..? AISH: saale aukat me reh kar baat kar. (HARSHAL 9370079797)
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If DON was an engg. stdnt. den this his dialog DON k bachlog clear ho ne ka intezar to 12 subject k teacher kar rahe hai lekin DON ka pas karna muskil hi nahi Namumkin hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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CIRCUIT: Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI k bare mein batao. MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi mast, solid aadmi thaa. par jayanti k 7 kya lafda thaa, ye apun nahi janta. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Dost bole to bhai, bhai bole to Munnabhai, MunnaBhai bole to MBBS, MBBS bole to Chal chaddi utar Injection lagane ka!
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