Adult Jokes-14

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Whats the height of bad luck... A man had sex in dream and got AIDS
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SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled



lathicharge..
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A boy went 2 meet his GrlFrnd. When he came back Mom askd:kahan gaye the? He said GF se milne. Mom: 'KISLIYE'? Son: Haa, bahut KISS LIYE!!
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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Whats the height of bad luck... A man had sex in dream and got AIDS
-=(S.D)=-
SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled



lathicharge..
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A boy went 2 meet his GrlFrnd. When he came back Mom askd:kahan gaye the? He said GF se milne. Mom: 'KISLIYE'? Son: Haa, bahut KISS LIYE!!
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, BRAVERY AND PATIENCE COMBINED?...Sitting on the seashore & waiting for the TSUNAMI to wash ur ass!!!;-)
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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"F" rules:
1. Find her,
2. Follow her,
3. Friend her,
4. Flirt her,
5. Finger her,
6. French her,
7. Fuck her,
8. Forget her,
9. FIND another.
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Never play with a woman's heart, she has only one


Its ok to play with her boobs,atleast she has two
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U should b thankful to government for INDIAN roads, otherwise u wud hav missed the beautiful view of Bouncing BOOBS on SCOOTIES
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Chinese Docs, a WOMEN's body has 5 rooms:
FACE-show room
BOOBS-play room
TUMMY-store room
VAGINA-men's room
ANUS-emergency room
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