Adult Jokes-14
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
C'mon, lets see how good your ENGLISH is. Now... a Beggar... Begs, a Lover... luvs, and a Fakir...? ...Fakes! But I like d way u think :)
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Which is the Worst moment in Ur life? Imagine, When U are giving lip to lip kiss 2 Ur girl friend and suddenly she vomits in Ur mouth.! Just imagine!!
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Premi: darling ra pe ka matlab kya hai..? Premika: "sahi jagah par galat aadmi.."
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Ques:Why do girls put on weight after losing VIRGINITY? Ans: Beacuse every Banana contains 108 Calories.....!!!
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Lady: I'm Warning U, My Hubby Is Coming Back In Half An Hour Man: But I'm Not Doing Anything. Lady: That's Why I'm Warning U Hurry Up
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THREE EXPERIENCE IN SEX : PRE-MARITAL SEX IS TRAINING EXPERIENCE! MARITAL SEX IS GAINING EXPERIENCE! EXTRA-MARITAL SEX IS ROAMING EXPERIENCE!
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What will a lady conductor say as a matter of habit wen having sex ? -"Chalo andar chalo.. aage bahut jaga hai..aage chalo..bahar latko mat.
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, BRAVERY AND PATIENCE COMBINED? Sitting on the seashore & waiting for the TSUNAMI to wash ur a$$!!!;-)
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Scent Wala: Scent Le Lo Scent.....? Grahak : 25 Paise Ka Sent Dena. Scent Wala: Gaa nd me Ungli Dal Kar Soongh le....!!
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wht would 1 say while romving bra? Desh main nikala hoga chand. while removing panty? Khulja sim sim. while doing sex kya masti kya dhoom. After sex? Kamjor kari kaun.
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