Adult Jokes-13
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sex karte samay, biwi boli dhire se karo, kamar me jhatka lagta hai, bagal mein sote huye beta bola.."Mummy Mirinda pilo", jor ka jhatka dhire lage...
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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What is the similarity between Toothpaste and boobs?
Guess?
its ease''
U know the answer''
KHOLO DABA0 MUH ME DALO0 AUR FRESH H0 JA00
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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BREAKING NEWS:
A girl has been raped by another girl.
The girl was arrested.When she was questioned, she said-
"why should boys hav all d fun"
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Ladki k baap ne vidai k waqt dulhe se kaha beta hamari izzat ab tumhare hath main hai. Dulha: chinta mat karo. Aaj hi loot loonga...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Boy:i like soft thing behind ur bra. Girl-what? Boy-ur heart. Girl-i love the big black thing between ur 2 legs. Boy-what? Girl-ur black pulsar bike..
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Ek sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat huye aur bole: koi antim ichcha? Sharabi: Prabhu, agli baar chahe to niche Goti ek hi dena par liver do dena..
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Ek pahelwan suhagraat ko kamre mein gaya aur dulhan se bola. Teri maa main chod daluga. Teri maa main chod dalunga. Dulhan ghaghra uthakar boli Yeh kya tera baap chodega!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Boy: janam main tumhare liye asmaan se tare tod k lasakta hun. Girl:baith bhosdi k munh se mungfalli todnahi sakta gand se akhrot todne ki baat kar raha hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Abe ooye maine tujhe pehchan liya hai. Tu vahi hai na jo apni GAND ka X-ray lekar bas me bhik mangta hai. Aur bolta hai ki mere dil me ched hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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