Adult Jokes-12
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sex Teacher: kya lund mein haddi hoti hai? Girl: hoti hai sir! Boy: na sir. Nahi hoti. In ladkiyo ko kya pata inhone to sirf khada huva dekha hota hai.
Jagdish-Pune 9225638736
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Woman to Dentist- its so painful better to get pregnant than to have a Tooth failed. Dentist-decide now, so i can adjust chair accordingly...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hey handsome Congrats.. Heard u got selected.. As the first Make Model for.. Whisper "Advertisement"
Why should girls have all the fun..
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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3 ladies njoyiog gups. 1st-mera pati pura hath dal dete hai andar. 2nd-mere pati to ek hath or ek tang dal dete hai. 3rd-salwar utha k boli-suno jara bahar aana.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Que:- What is the height of horror? Ans-When u r having sex with a pregnant woman and suddenly a hand hold ur penis from inside.!!!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Boy:kiss karu. Girl:lipstick kharab hogi. Boy:boobs dabau. Grl: t-shirt kharab hogi. Boy:sex karu. Girl:MC me hu! Boy:maa ki chut ab ye mat kehna k dast lag rahi hai.
Rajjat 9826995049
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Do ladkiya ek sath opan naha rahi thi. Ek ne dusri se kaha tere to niche ek bal bhi nahi he. Dusri boli pagal chalu sadak par kabhi ghas ugti he kya!
Rajjat 9826995049
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On wedding night boy such only lips and did not fuck the wife. Next day Maa boli... Beta naha lo . Angry wife boli... Maa ji sirf brush karva lo. Baki sab saaf hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Lady:itna choda sa handbag 10000/- ka? Shopkeeper: behnji ye lund ki chamdi ka handbag hai. Thoda sa haath phero suitcase ban jaayega..!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hamari dosti koi Sardi-Bhukhar nhi jo aakar 2-4 dino me chali jaaye. Yeh to HIV-aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho gayi to maut k saath hi jayegi.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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