Adult Jokes-11
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Lover-have you obserdued that i have written the love letter with my blood. Girl-yes. I have done detailed inspection and found that you are HIV+VE. Sorry
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Muhawron ka Arth!
1. Gand khujana-Chinta krna. 2. Gand gisna-Mehnat krna. 3. Gand dikhana-Problem se dur bhagna. 4. Gand me ungli krna-Vyavdhan utpann krna. 5. Gand jalna-Irshya krna. 6. Gand Phatna-Darr jana 7. Gand marna-Durmani nikalna. 8. Gand marwana-Gulami krna. 9. Gand me teetar ka baal-Bahut jyada active hona. 10. Gand pe laat marna-Reject krna. 11. Gand me ghusna-Chamchagiri krna. 12. Gand gale me aana-Mushkil me fasna. 13. Gand geet gana-Khushian manana.
B. Singh(Prakash) 9990007994
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Who says english is easy? Put either yes or no b4 the following,ur choice..
__i m stupid
__i m asshole
__i m useless
__i m gay
__i envy u
B. Singh(Prakash) 9990007994
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Agar kahin dil na lage.. Sab kuch ajeeb sa lage.. Mann bhara bhara lage.. Kahin akele baithne ko dil kare... To samajh lena aap ko Sandas lagi hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Raat ko 3 type k log jaagte hai.
Bhoot-insaan ko daraane k liye. Machhar- insaan ko sataane k liye.
Husband n wife- insaan ko banane k liye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hindustani dogs ki 3 khaas nishani.
1. Haddi dekha nahi ki chatna shuru. 2.Khambba dekha nahi k mutna shuru aur 3.Ghantti baji nahi ki sms padhna suru.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek amir aadmi ek mazdur se: sex mehnat hai ya maza. Mazdur: mazaa! Amir: woh kaise. Mazdur: agar mehnat hoti to yeh kaam b aap log hum se karwate.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Husband on firstnight:bolo hairaan karun ya pareshan. Wife:hairaan. Husband shows his 10 inch penis. Wife hairaan. Wife:ab pareshani. husband: ye khada nahi hota.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Pati suhag raat ko: priye batao tumhe chand pe le chalun yaa sitaron pe. Patni: pahle apna Rocket dikhao phir decide karungi tu kahan tak pohnchega.
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Electrician Husband ask his wife: Priye yeh bata tujhe kya gham hai. Wife: Yeh hi k load zyada aur voltage kam hai!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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