Adult Jokes-10
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sharabi sex kar raha tha. Galti se piche me daal diya. Biwi boli: oji truck galat godam me ja raha hai. Pati: sali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam ho gaya.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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He took of to the dark room he put his hand on my waist. He took off my top. He put his lips on me. Thanks god . I am a bottle of P E P S I
Sandy-Mumbai 9892532214
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Whats d difference between Melody and Mala-D ? Jab bacche masti karte hai to melody di jati hai. Aur jab bacho ki maa masti kar rahi ho to Mala-D.
Nageeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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Ba adab ba mulayeza hoshiyar. Lund pe sawar. Gandiyo k sartaj. Lode k sardar. Chut-e-Chashm tajdar Randistan k shahanshah sms pad kar muskura rahe hain.
Ba adab ba mulayeza hoshiyar. Lund pe sawar. Gandiyo k sartaj. Lode k sardar. Chut-e-Chashm tajdar Randistan k shahanshah sms pad kar muskura rahe hain.
Firoz Khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Sex k pehle kapde utarte samay biwi gir gai-husband:lagi to nahi jaan! Sex k baad kapde pehte samay phir gir gai-husband:Andhi hogai hai saali... Dikhta nahi kya?
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Doctor to pregnent girl:yeh kab hua? Girl:mummy dad film dekhne gaye. boy friend ghar aagaya! Doctor:tum Q nahi gai film dekhne. Girl: film adult the na!
Firoz Khan Amrohi 09837760758
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Judge to old women: tum ne us ladke ko Q mara! Old women: usne mujhe pakda. Mere kapde utare aur bed pe lejane k baad kamina bolta hai. April Fool
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Ek 74 saal ke baba ki 14 saal ki ladki se shadi hogai. Suhag raat ko dono ro rahe the. Ladki ko kuch aata nahi thaa. Aur baba kuch bhul chuke they.
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Monkeys and girls are same! They always eight for Bananas.. And Rats and Boys are same! They always searching new hols..
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Girl: nahi aaj nahi dalwaungi Boy: Q Girl:tumhara kya hai tum to daal kar so gaye main raat bhir masalti rahi. Pani b nikalta raha. Lagta hai yeh eye drop theek nahi!
Firoz khan Amrohi
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