Adult Jokes-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Love is like a pant and friendship is like Chaddi!
Q k jab pant phatti hai chaddi hi izzat bachati hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Sex karte pakde jane par naukrani: malkin meri koi galti nahi hai. Malik ne 500 ki lalach di thii. Malkin: ye to theek hai 5000 deti hun to ye bata malak ka tune khada kaise kiya!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Secretory to boss: sir aap mujhe 500 rupy do kal main de dungi. Boss: yeh lo 1000 aaj hi de do na!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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i kand mein ap jaise ka swagat hai!........ Karyekram lund ki sawar-8 p.m. Chut lund ke phere-9 p.m chut ka nanga naach-10 p.m. Balatkar!-lagan anusar note:balatkari choot ko chodne ke liye apna lund khud laye.
Amol B-Ahmednagar 9860149430
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A man is dying of cancer. His son asks. Dad y u kip telling pple u r dyin of aids? So wen m dead. No one wil dare fuck ur mom.
Shaheda Yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625
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Boy- if i press ur boob what will u think? Girl: i will think,kya bewakoof hai jo puri car chala sakta tha. Woh horn daba k bhag gaya.
Naqeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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Ek ladki ne coin dal k apna wt kiya-58kg. Sandal utari-56... Jacket utari-53.... Fir dupatta-52... Or coin khatam... Ek bhikhari bola tu chalu rakh coin mai dalta hun.
Naqeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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Ladki ladke se boli: myane chut diya chodne k liye. Mau diya dbane k liye. Tone mujhe kya diya. Ladka:diya na lund hilane k liye.
Naqeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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Sharabi sex kar raha tha. Galti se piche me daal diya. Biwi boli: o ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai. Pati: sali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam ho gaya.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ladki: mom ye ladka mujhe ghurta he to meri bilesyar tight ho jati hai. Maa: beti tum bilesyar thodi niche sarka diya karo saale ki chaddi tight ho jayegi.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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