Adult Jokes-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girls hostel me phone aaya: seema hai kya? Warden ne puch: kon seema, aage kya lagati hai? Boy: abhi pata nahi 2 mahine pahle stayfree lagati thii!
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Kya lund ko overtime k saath muskil halaat mein kaam ka zyada charge milna chahiye!
Ans: yes, Q k woh gehrai, andhere atr garm jagah par kaam karta hai. Aur kabhi kabhi to jagah bahot hi tang hoti hai.
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Judge: tumhe kab pata chala k tumhara balatkar hua hai! Lady:jab uska diya cheque bounce hogaya.
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Ranjjan: tum ne apni sctry ko Q nikala. Sajjan: kya bolu yar, din me yas sir yas sir aur raat bhar no sir no sir laga rakhti thii.
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Girl: mom padosi k ladke ka penis ek dum mum phalli dane jaisa hai. Mom: o god itna chota, tum ne dekha kya? Girl: nahi mom wo namkeen hai.
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Aids awareness slogans: cover ur stump before u pump... Dont a silly protect ur gilly... Aids no joke bsure 2 wrap b4 u poke... Dont b fool condomise ur tool.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Sardarji blue film dekh rahe the, achanak apni biwi ko usme dekh har chawkey,gusse huye, baad me hans pade, kyoki ye to fijm hai koi real life thodi hai...!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Teacher: why do boys walk faster than girls and girls talk more than boys? Girl- becaus boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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? She is hot! She need a lip kiss every time! She is always most wanted
Who?
Who is?
Who is She?
!
Its Tea yaar chai pio, mast jio.
Adi-Rajisthan 9214031194
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Zindagi jeo to Kutte jaisi!
Jo cheez chaatne aur chodne ko na mile. Moot do uspe..... Aur badh lo aage!
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