Adult Jokes-07
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Only for u. From Ramdev baba. Secret of long life. Morning- two egg with milk. Evening-two peg with chips. Night- two leg with lips.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Ladki ki T-shirt par bane plane ko dekh ladka ghumne laga. Ladki: kya kabhi plane nahi dekha. Ladka: plane to bahot dekha par mmm kasam aisa Air port nahi dekha.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Ek hijda fauj me bharti k liye gaya.
Test k waqt Mejor bola: Oye tere pas to lund hi nahi hai!
Hijda bola: Tumhe jang ladwani hai yaa apni mayya chudwani hai!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Police ko Talash hai uski!
Jo zabardast sexy ho!
Jiska lund lamba aur mota ho!
Jo chudakad no.1 ho!
Jo pakadane wale ki bhi gaand maar de!
To feko mobile aur le chalo mujhe Police Station!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Beti: ma ladke aa rahe hai! Maa: andar aaja beti unki niyat theek nahi. Beti: maa unme RAJU/______ bhi hai. Maa: to phir beta apni bakri ko bhi andar karle.
Rizwan-Mumbah 9224420741
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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What r u thking u darty mind...
Ye to shaktimaan k aane ki awaaz hai!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Aap mujhe pasand ho jaise. Ullu ko raat. Dentist ko daant. Gadhe ko laat. Gharib ko gaddi. Kutte ko haddi. Aur. Aur aur ..... Nange ko bhaddi.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Gud morning!
Rise n shine!
hav a nice day!
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Oye. Bhosdi k ab kya dhundh raha hai. Kya raand bhi bheju chodne k liye is sms mein.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Daru piya hua pati sex karte hue: oye teqe boobs itne bade aur nipple ghayab. Kaise hua ye. Patni: abe Chutiye. To meri gaand chat raha hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Boy:papa gazab hogay baiya ne abhi tak darwaza nahi khola. Papa: beta kal bhai ki suhagraat thi na isliya. Boy: janta hun kal bhai ne Vasline mangi thi galti se maine Fevico de diya.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Mera number change hua hai........
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Underwear ka!
Tumhe purani underwear chahiye to zarur bolna.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Define nurse.
nurse is that beautiful girl wearing tight skirt holding ur hand looking into ur eyes. Smiling at u and still wants ur pulse to be normal. . . . .
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Teacher k bade balls dekh student bola: madam is me kitna calcium hai. Teacher: itna k bina haddi k lund ko b khada karde.
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Dusri baar balatkaar hone k baad Maa Beti se: maine ka tha ab aage se dhyaan rakhna. Beti: maa age se dhyaan to rakha tha par usne piche se daal diya.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Husband-Sach bata kino k saath soi hai. Wife- Such kehti hun soi to sirf aap k hi saath. Baki haramzade sone kahan dete the.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Aam zindagi: yaar pls ekadh sms to kardiya kaqo
Mentos zindagi: oye bhosdike landfakir, chutiye balance gaya ma chudane sms kar bhadwike.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Nurse to doctor: doctor main ne 22 nunber bed waley patient ka BP check kia tu her bar pehley se ziyada tha. Doctor nurse ko ghaur se dekh ker: patient ki umar kia hai? Nurse: 21 saal. Dr: phir se check karo lakin pehley qamees k gulley waley button band ker lena.
Sadia 00923334353753
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Yaar Airtel Walon ne to had hi kardi. Bade bade board par ladki kn dikhate hai aur likhte hai.
Lage raho raat bhar sirf 10 paise mein!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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