Adult Jokes-06
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
No kudi.
No bra.
No lund.
No lauda.
No Gaand.
No pudi.
No boobs.
No munh mein.
No choot mein.
No chudai.
Ise kehte hai saaf suthra sms.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Flat ki ghanti baji. Andar se awaz ayi: kaun? Cablewala: is mahine ka bill lene aaya hu. Ladki: baad me aah aah aaa aahnaa. Abhi oh oh dudhtale kaa chuka rahi huuu.
Jagdish-Pune
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Boy:mai tere pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki unchai dekhna chahta hoon. Girl: to sidhe sidhe Q nahi kehta k bra aur panty b utar do!
A. Malik 9226217133
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Underwear ek Mithai ki dukaan hai. Jahan ek creamrole hai to do gulabjamun. kuch sevya b hai. Khusi k maukon par kheer b banai jati hai. So enjoy......
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Father. Tell of the name of the guy who made u pregnant.
Daughter. Daddy if u eat 15 bananas can u tell which one made u fat?
S. Saddam 9892805514
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3 women discus sexual partner. 1my man is a Mercedes-smooth and sophisticatted. 2 my man a Ferrari. Fast n powerful. 3 mines an auto ricksaw-needs a handstart.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Rape case.
Vakil-kya hua tha behanji aapke sath?
1st usne mujhe giraya.
Phir bahenji
Phir usne bilaus fada.
Phir bahenji
Phir usne peticot fada.
Phir bahenji
Phir kya bhosdi k teri bahen chud gai!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Mummy: kahan gaya tha? Beta: girlfriend se milne. Mummy: kis liye? Beta: ha mummy bahot kiss liya.
Sandy-Mumbai 9892532214
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Lady: hellow police station? A man has entered in my house and he is raping me right now. Can yyooo aahh... Aahh .... Ohhh.... Ahh arreeest hhimm tomarrowww....
Sandy-Mumbai 9892532214
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Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche se tamg aakar.
Pati: mahine bhar mein ek kilo lipstick kha jati ho!
Biwi: jhot mat bolo 750gm to tum hi chat jate ho!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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What will a lady bus conductor say as a metter of habit while having sex? Chalo andar chalo.... Aage bahut jaga hai.... Aage chalo.... Bahar latko mat.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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@ @
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This is my face
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Ab miche kya mera lund dekhega....
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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A judge charged Rs 10800 find to a man, when asked why Rs 10800? Judge replied 1000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Wat is Short bt gets longer wen u hold it?
It pases btwn Breasts. N enters into a hole? Wat is it?
A car seat belt! (but i like the way you wher thinking!)
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Teacher: asked a to sutudent- lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
Student replied: mini skirt jaisa, jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Ek ladka ek ladki aaha.... Raat ko andhere me ahaa jhadi ke piche aaha. Chus chus ke aaha frooty pi rahe the aaha aaha....
S. Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
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Husband2wife: did you have any boyfriend before marriage? Wife remains silent. Husband: mein is khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Wife: abe gin ne to de....
A. Malik 9226217133
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