Adult Jokes-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Pujari ko loose-motion hua Dr se medicine late samay. Dr. Sahab ko sawdhani?
Dr.
Shankh zor se mat bajana!
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Nilesh ek ladki ko chod raha tha. Nilesh Tumhara boy kahan hai?
Ladki: Tum chodte rakho woh gandu abhi sms padhraha hai.
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T. C fined tibketless girls. Chudidar girl is fined R.100 Skirt girl Rs.50. Mini skirt girl Rs. 25. Next girl was fined 0. Y coz ...... Gandi soch ganda dimaag are baba uske pas ticket thaa na!
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A for AANDU
B for BANDU
C for CHANDU
D for DANDU
E for ENDU
F for FANDU
Aage kya dekh raha hai. Kya pura Z tak padhe ga "GANDU"
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1st girl: aaj maine sapne me dekha mujhe ko chaku se maar raha hai. 2nd girl: tu dar mat agar sane sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karana padta.
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In 1980
Girjs: maa mai jeans pehnungi! Maa: nahi beta log kya kahenge.....!
In 2007
Girjs: maa mai mini pehnungi! Maa: pehen le beta... Kuch tn pehenle.....!
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Why was two piece Swimming costume invented....? A. To seperate hairy section from Dairy section....
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Feeling bored? Wondering what to do? Open your zip!enter your hand between your zip.. Take out your.. Book from your bag and study..
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She offered him honour. He honoured her offer. And then. . . The whole night.. In honour he her offer.. He was Onher and offer!
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71yr. Old man: doctor meri age me sex style kya hona chahiye! Doc: doggy style. Old man: aapka matlab peeche se daloo. Doc: nahi saale sirf soongh aur chaat
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Teacher: tumhari shikayat aayi hai ke tum Gali bahut dete ho! Student: madam maine to kabhi kisi behnchod ko gaali nahi di, pata nai kis madarchod ne aapki gaand me ungli ki hai. Uski maki chut agar saamne aajaye to uski maa chod du. Madam aapka student gaand marwa lega par kisi ko kabhi gaali nahi dega.
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Wife-sunoji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ki kutiya ka mann kar raha hai? Husband-sungh kar. Wife-toh behan ke lode tumhe ky zukaam hua hai.
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Help me pls...
Aaj shaam mere land par saanp ne das liya..... Dr. Ne kaha...... Zaher sirf chusne se hi niklega.....
Bachale mere dost pls.....!!
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Ek hijde ne viagra khaya to undar se awaz aai.
Maaf kijiye aap k system mein yeh svidha uplabdh nahi hai.
Error-No hardware found!
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Boy- on phone. hello is it 22171314? Girl- Zara hindi me bolo! Boy- do do ek saat ten choda! Girl-Sory sory wrong no. mera do do tin tin ek sath choda.
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What is similarity between Tea and Woman?
Ans. Both give pleasure when hot. 2. Both r testless without milk. 3. Both are enjoy mostly on bed.
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Ludkiyo ki teen khubyan.
1. Bina chot lagaye khun nikalti hai. M. C 2.bina ghans khaye doodh deti hai. 3. Zara sa chukar 3 inch ko chujar 6 inch bana deti hai.
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