Adult Jokes-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?
Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai!
Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai?
Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai!
Abhi-Lucknow 9935360595
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Wife: kal ghar me chor ghus aaya, mujhe chod kar chala gaya. Husband: tum ne roka nahi? Wife: bahot roka bola kal phir aaunga.
Narendra 9414786283
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Poem from a student who love a lady teacher
Nipple nipple little star can i fuck u in my car. Up above breast so high always milky never dry....!
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek haathi agaraadmi ko nanga dekhega to kya soche ga.....?
A. Yehi ki yeh aadmi itni si Soond se paani kaise peta hoga?
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Aaj ka Vichaar!
Jab ek aadmi ameer ho jaye to woh shararti hojata hai. Aur agar ek aurat shararti ho jaye to woh ameer ban jati hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Ek old man ek ladke ko badi hairat se dekh raha tha Q k usne apne baal Laad hara aur nila kiye huye tha.
Boy: Kxa babaji jawani mein kabhi kuch aisa nahi kiya kya?
Old man: Ek mor ko choda tha shaxad tum mere hi bete ho
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Q. Apki lover se paheli mulakat ho aur aap ko peshac aajaye to ky bologe.
A. Apne gahre dost se haath mila ke aat hun jiski mulakat aap se baad mein karaunga!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Use halke haath se chuo. Ab ungli undar dalo. Agar hole bada hoto teen ungli b daal sakte hai. Ab upar niche ragdo.
is tarah hota hai glass saaf.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Ek bikari bar girl k ghar bheek mangne jata hai. Aur doodh mangta hai to woh apna nipple munh me laga deti hai wo bola Achcha hua maine pani nahi manga!!!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Q. Ladkiya upar ki jeeb mein mobile Q nahi rakhti?
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A. Kyon k vibration se dudh ka dahi na hojaye.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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MunnaBhai: Yaar circuit tera bathroo to bole to ek dam mast hai, par bath tub bahot chota hai!
Circuit: Kya bhai tum phir se SANDAS mein naha k aagaye!
A. Malik Nadir 9226217133
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4 Way of love
Hand in Hand
That in Hand
Hand in that!
That in that!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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1st. Student: Yar ka5 jaldi utha dena exam hai.
2nd Student: Tu mera lund pakad ke soja ye roz mujh se pahle uth jata hai.
Sumy 9898550921
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Ek raand bimaar hoti hai. Dr.ke pas jati hai. Dr. Use dawa k 7 salah deta hai: Tumhe aaram ki sakht zarurat hai! 3 din bistar se dur rahe.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Gharib pati apni patni se: Agar aisa hi raha to mujhe dusron k samne haath phailana padega.
Patni bol: Jaldi kuch karo warna mujhe pair phailana padega!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Aaj ka tapman hai 43 degri celcius. Kripya aap apne underwear me ice dale. Warna dono ande omlet hone ki or mom batti phighalne ki sambhavna hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Q. Boys apna mobile phone age wali pant ki pocket mein kion rakhtein hai?
A. B coz wahan se tower qareeb hota hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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