Adult Jokes-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera upas hai.
husband: kya mere lund pe aata laga hai jo tera upaas tut jayega!
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Teacher- I for Inkpot, J for Jug, K for kite, L for Lund. Oh! Sorry sorry munh se nikal gaya. Studet-to madam munh me liya hi Q thaa?
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Daku train lut k chale jate hai.
Beti papa maine apni ring bacha li.
Baap: woh kaise?
Beti: Ring apni chut mein daal kar.
Baap: kash ye tariqa apni maa ko b batati to hamar sara saman bach jata.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Ghar ki bahu padosi k 7 bhag gai. 2 saal baat 2 bachche lekar aai. Phir bhi saas ne kuch nahi kaha...... Kyoe K Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi!
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Aaj ka aapka rashi phal
Fokat chodo kaamo mein dhyaan rahega. Lund ki pakad dhili rahe gi. Chut k darshan nirasha janak rahege. Koi bhi aap ki gaand maar sakta hai.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Maa: kahan thi raat bhar
Beti: apne boy friend k saath!
Maa: kar aai munh kala?
Beti: tension mat lo fair n lovely hai na!
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Train mein pati apni patni se:
Aaj hamari suhagrat hai kuch karein?
Patni:
Dikhta nahi samne likha hai. Chalti train mein chadna mana hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Husband: dona?
Wife: nahi
Husband: pajdne do na?
Wife: nahi
Husband: dabane to do!
Wife: nahi
Husband: dikhao to sahi!
Wife: na aaj remot b nahi dungi. Uske button b nahi dabane dungi. Aur mach b nahi dekhne dungi.
Aisa aap k saath bhi hota hoga na!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Suggest an English World for Apne kiye pe pani pher dena
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F L U S H
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Ek Raand apna dhandha chor school mein naukri k liye jati hai.
Prpl: zoology, biology, sociology, physiology ye sab padhana aata hai?
Raand: ji na sirf Dalogy aur Nikalogy!
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Ladki: maa padosi ke ladke ka penis bilkul peanut. jaisa hai.
Maa: kxa baat karti ho itna chota hai...! Tum ne dekha hai?
Ladki: no maa, its salty.
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Ladka: babaji, kya ladki ke saath sona paap hai?
Baba: par beta, samasya yeh hai ke aap ladke sote hi kahaan ho!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Suhaag raat ko husband ghabrate huye bola:
Ji meri lambai 5fit 6inch hai. Aur aap ki!
Wife:
5 fit ko bhul kar 6 inch par dhyaan lagao.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Laknow k nawab sahab jate hai to upar se ek bra un par girti hai. Nawab sahab:
Wah! Miyaa aam khud kha rahe ho aur chilke hum par phekte ho!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Baba: beti tumhare pati se ladai ho to apne gusse ko kaise kabu karti ho? Lady: baba, toilet saaf karke! Baba(hairat se) woh kaise!! Lady: apne pati k tooth brush se saaf karke!
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