Adult Jokes-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
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1st night husband asked is it really ur 1st night? Wife- no no actually it is first time at night.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Why man hold boobs n put nipple in mouth before sex
Guess!
Bcoz
NAAG Ko uthane ke liye doodh pilana zaruri hai....!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Husband: shadi k bad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gai hai.
Wife: kutte se kya barabri karoge wo to 10ghanta lund fasa k rakhta hai. Tumhari 2 mint me gand fat jati hai.
Ishu soni 9424221410
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One mouse was fucking an elephant in a coconut farm, one coconut fals on elephants head. Elephant- Ouch. Mouse: ouch vauch kuch nai gandu apna shot to aise hi hota hai.
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Ek baccha aunty ke panty dekh bola iske andar kya hai? Aunty: sigri hai. Bhaccha: meri mung falli seku kya? Aunty: nahi sham ko tere uncle esme butta sekenge!
Vijay Roni 9887066966
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Lady delivered twins surprising one boy and one dog. How is it possible?
Bcoz her husband is a Hutch employee. When he goes his network follows.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Nurse: sir wifes phone. Dr: I am Busy whats the mater. Nurse: she want to kiss u. Dr: i am busy u take her kiss n give me later.!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Beti: maa baju wale ladke ne pedh par chadne k 10 Rs. Diye.
Maa: woh teri panty dekhne k liye tujhe bewakuf banaya.
Beti: maa use maine b bewakuf banaya bina panty k charh gai perh par.
R. A amrohi 9373216938
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A white couple had a black baby. D husband didnt belive that its his baby. Husband why the baby black? Wide: u got i got baby burnt! Lolz.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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After returning from honeymoon man asks his wife darling how did u enjoy a whole week?
Wife: darling a whole weak u made my hole weak!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Sec. Boss se! Sir aap mujhe naokri se nikal rahe hai?
.........nahi to!!!
.........to sir cabin se sofa Q hata diya.?
A. Malik Nadir 9226217133
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Teacher: jab mai padhati hun to tum sir mein tel Q laga lete ho?
Student: kal raat mummy papa se keh rahi thi agar andar nahi jaraha ho to tel laga lo.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Paisa gaand ki tarah hai. Hota sab ke pas hai par dena koi nahi chahta. Updesh lund ki tarah hai dena sab chahte hai lena koi nahi chahta
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Ladki aadmi ke paas gai..... Aadmi ne dekha...... Pakda..... Piche se khola..... Aur dal diya...... Ladki bahot kush thi..... Pahli bar dalwarahi thi na.... Mobile me sim
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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1Girl: agar mai Car k niche aajaun, 1 months no college!
2Girl: agar mai truck k niche aajaun, 2 months no college!
Boy: agar tum mere niche aajao, 9 months no college!
Dr. Wasi 9890551752
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Teacher: tum chote ho ya tumhare papa? Boy: papa! Teacher:woh kaise? Boy: maine to mummy ka dodh pina kab ka chor diya papa abhi tak pite hai!!!
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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I am sending a lund 4 u
L= lots of love
U= unlimited care
N= never ending friendship
D= deep affection
So take may LUND and enjoy yourself!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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