Adult Jokes-01
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Shadi k 7 din baad maa ph. Par beti se: Beti mai ne jo sari di thii woh pehni ya nahi? Beti:7 din se usne chaddi tak nahi pehne di sari kya khak pehnun.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Larki Riksha wale se:kyon bhai jayega. Riksha wala: bilkul jayga. Madam abhi abhi to oil kaga k khara kiya hay. Larki: tou phir ghuma k peechay le jo.
Sadia-Faislabaad(Pakistan) 00923334353753
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Hakim sex goli bechte hue: ek loge lamba hoga. Do loge khamba hoga. Ladka: aur teen liye to. Hakim:abe bhosdike tujhe chodna hai k khodna hai
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Jotish: lund batao. Ladka lund batata hai. Jotish: is saal pas hojaoge,naukri lagegi aur shadi b hogi. Ladka: lund Q dekha. Jotish: muth marte marte hathon ki rekha lund par aagai hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bahen bhai k saath sex karne k baad: bhaiya aap ka to papa se b bada hai. Bhai: sahi kaha maa b yeh hi kehti hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Father to his son:beta is saal exam mein 80% mark lena hai. Son:papa ill get 100% Father-Chutye mazak karta hai! Son: ye mazak kis chutye ne shuru ki ya tha.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Age of breast-14 to 16lemon,17 to 22Orange,23 to 28Manho,29 to 40Tender Coconut,41 to 55Used Pillow,56 to 65Air Removed Baloon...!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Do u know! Lund aur Gand kise kehte hai.
U dirty mind?
Gand ko Russian me Life aur Lund ko French me Happy kehte hai.
Dua hai k aap ki GAND me hamesha LUND rahe.....!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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